Subway’s New Kitchen Utensil Loaves Deemed Delicious By Children With Pica.
http://www.firstcoastnews.com/news/strange/news-article.aspx?storyid=95726
Waiter: Hello Mr. Willis. Have you and your lovely date had a minute to peruse the wine menu?
Bruce Willis: Yes. She’ll have a glass of the Burgundian Pinot Noir and I’d like a glass of the house black cherry fizz.
Bummed that this freakishly talented girl didn’t get nominated for an emmy.
Black Belt at the Mary Poppin’s School of Self Defense.
Just a spoon full of sugar helps the medicine go down…bitch!
“Son?” “Yeah, Dad?” “How was your day, son?” “Great, Dad. How’s yours?” “Super. Say, how would like to go shopping this weekend?”
Drunken Cowboys Left Homeless As Belgians Take Mountains Of Bush.
http://www.nytimes.com/2008/07/15/business/worldbusiness/15beer.html?scp=2&sq=in%20bev&st=cse
“I want my mom right now.”
“This is torture.”
Every summer I buy a new nerf ball to play with at the pool.
